cafe bola

usual saturday. i spent the afternoon with my study partner, madel at starbucks, gateway. we werent able to sit on the couch... in other words, we werent as comfy grrr. tapos it was the opening pa ata of NCAA so super daming tao. not to mention the fact na i was too lazy to even take my book outta my backpack. madel and i made daldal for like how many hours before we started answering some exercises from the book. then we got hungry na so we left.

we met with our boy of a friend to have dinner. we were supposed to go to snackaroo in jimenez st. for some t-bone steak, yummy!!! kaso it was far from madel's house and it was traffic too so we decided to eat at cafe bola instead, wrong choice!!!

my friend ordered carambola with curry sauce and rice. i ordered penne with tomato sauce and italian sausage. we were so hungry only to be disappointed with what we ordered when they were served. amp, i thought they forgot to put the italian sausage on my pasta. yun pala ground amp. ano ba yun! i thought i was eating pasta in cheese sauce! hint of tomato taste lang amp! the carambola naman had 3 kinds of bolas, chicken, pork and beef. unfortunately the beef one wasnt really cooked well, twas rare in the middle portion. being me hehe, i called the waiter and inquired how they cooked their bolas. the waiter said they were steamed. like it was pink in the middle and when i smelled it, ewwww i wanted to puke amp! it smelled of raw beef!!! mega suggest naman ako, not comment, that they check their cooking time. sabi ng nagmamagaling na waiter ganun daw talaga the beef bola, pinkish. like DUH!!! maybe it was a-ok for the people na may gusto ng rare. and then he offered to have it changed. i declined. like if they were serving it talaga like that e di he was gonna give me a rare bola again?!

i started to wonder tuloy baka GMA got her food poison there hahaha. i read in the papers kase she and her family ate somewhere in qc. they dint mention the resto's name, of course. kung hindi pa sya pinasara, im sure magsasara sya if people found out hehehe. yun lang! au revoir...


said she

"make him chase YOU... until you catch HIM"


hay, im sooo bored. walang magawa. mi miel is not around. went to batangas with his family (nagpamiss na naman as usual hahaha). badtrip cause its friday pa naman. its supposed to be skype night!!! and then there's saturday morning to look forward to sana... awww mmm mmm mmm hehehe

kanina i went to megamall, had a meeting with a supplier. amp the supplier brought in their product frozen so we had to wait until its pwede na to start. while waiting, i went muna to the bookstore and got a copy of a book ive always wanted to buy since i saw it on the net. read the book as soon as i got home from class. friday is my free day from reading quanti, econ and accounting books... its wiggy time kaya pag friday... as in OT ito!

anyway, this caught my attention, thought its worth sharing, especially to my bitchy friends out there, you'll love this =)

"Once upon a time there was a princess. Along came a prince who asked her if she'd like to ride on his white horse. She said, 'I'd like to take a ride on your horse, but I can't right now because I'm a little busy getting my own horse. Go ride off into the sunset without me, and I'll catch up to you a little later.' Suddenly, the prince is dumbfounded. He's never heard anything like this before. Something clicks inside him, and it starts a fire within him that he can't put out, because she doesn't need him. And then he says, 'I have to be with her for the rest of my life.'

Then they fall in love, marry, and ride off into the sunset. And then she tortures him . . . lovingly ever after."


said she

i wont even justify it..

kung talo ka na...
lalaban ka pa ba
pupusta ka pa ba
susugal ka pa ba
may sasabihin ka pa ba

natural wala na...
raise the white flag
accept defeat
take the consequences
weep

kasalanan mo e...
tanggapin mo
ganun talaga
wait for sweet revenge
and pray wag sana

sorry na please, pwede ba?


said she

prudence na lang pls....fuck naman!!

i've always hated mondays! and yesterday was not an exemption! it was my most disgusting ever in fact...it made me puke bigtime and not to mention a deep scratch that i got in the course of things. fuck this monday!!!

what is going on in here?? like its beyond my comprehension!! i dont even know what im doing here! i dont even recognize me anymore! why do i keep makin myself feel this way?? fuck!! will sumbody define prudence for me again? baka weron na syang ibang meaning na di ko nalalaman!! as in fuckkk talaga!!

let me gather my thoughts... uhm, am i missin sumthin here? maybe. like it was there all the while but just didnt mind. im that quirky nga siguro..walk blindfolded and oblivious to the obvious! now the question is: how far can i go?? i know i can get really nasty and obnoxious but when i think about it, i become so prudent! and i hate it!! fuckkkk!!

kanina pala i ate sinigang. i want my sinigang spicy and maasim pero dapat tama lang ang kick. like im maarte kaya ayaw ko ng sobra or kulang. kung kulang kasi sa anghang or asim, i wont even eat it na. pag sobra naman, papatulan ko pa rin pero up to some point lang. like dont force me to gobble everything up coz im gonna throw up. there was a time i got addicted with manang's sinigang. like she was so tuwa coz fave ko nga. too bad, almost everyday, weron sinigang amp! i like the kick of her sinigang alright pero iserve ba namn sa akin palage?? saws!! nag enjoy mashadow ang dolores sa kakaluto ng iba't ibang sinigang, d na nya napansin na d ko na nieeat. so one day i told her..enough of your sinigang please. dunno kung bingi or dedma, next meal weron na naman sinigang! fuck!!! kulitin mo ako sa sinigang mo ha.. fine, be my guest!! like c'mon, lets lock horns and see who's more bullheaded! d ako eat talaga kahit super gutom ako, d ako nagpapakita sa dining. hanap nga ako ng ibang ulam, dine out ito, buffet pa! saws!! wala lang, naikwento ko lang........


said he

hate...hate...hate!!!

i hate this day!

first, i was disturbed in my slumber and its even a sunday! fuck! kanina, the helps couldnt get me up, neither could dolores! i was just forced to open my eyes coz my mom came up and was in her elements...blah blah away doki! i was literally pulled out from my bed becoz it was already past 11 and i was still tucked under the sheets, and there was a party here. mom invited some people kase to lunch, a welcome treat for my cousins who are here for vacation, and of course to celebrate pop's day. like i wanted to retort....do i have all the food with me mother, that you cannot go on with the hoopla without me?? but of course, i held my tongue...ayokong maopis no!?

second, sumbody was here and i hate it when she is here becoz i have to be proper..like bahay ko kase, i have to be nice and all. hayyyyzzz!! lunch was super, alright but i couldnt enjoy it much becoz i felt...ewan!! basta!! kain na lang din ako ng kain to the point of almost puking. worse, after lunch, ping initiated a stupid game which put everyone on the spot. that crazy bitch! in fairness, everyone seemed to have a good time...except me. basta, my mind was sumwhere else kasi. like i was b-o-r-e-d!! and i was busy with my celfone saws!

after everybody has left, i thought things would get better... i thought i would be with the person i missed all day, finally! but noooo!! sumhow i felt it no matter how surreptitious it was... parang cold waaaa! basta it was not the usual, i know. i tried to shrug it off but just couldnt...i can almost smell it! too bad i had to go for dinner.

i gave her time to do her stuff...and i needed time for myself as well. but all these were starting to get into my nerves na. tried to pass time by doin anything that could get mind my out of it all. parang nababaliw na ako tapos i could hear jasper snoring like a pig pa!! at the back of my mind naiinis na ako pero i cant deny the fact that i miss her like hell. when we got to talk again...boom!! one wrong move and the bomb was set off!! all the while she was nagtatampo pala. so what happened was parang two fireballs colliding...ganyan!! and the worst of the day came :(

its almost getting light outside but cant get myself to sleep pa rin!! ive puked twice na! tangina!! napipikon pa rin ako! naiirita! and cant do anything about it...fuckkkkkkk!! i hate this day, terrible!! i wanna go to sleep na but i cant coz im bothered. sumthin inside is crawling like a snake ready to take on its prey. and i realized its my feeling of guilt.... i know she wasnt able to do what she was supposed to do becoz of me. so now i end up hating myself... really hateeee!!

lo siento mucho mi miel. te quiero.....


said he

quotes from the movie "IKAW LAMANG HANGGANG NGAYON"


first things first, oo nanonood ako ng mga baduy movies because they are mushy, because they elevate the "love-you" feeling that i feel, because they are tagalog and they're easier to understand, yun sapul as in tagos to the bones... and because because gusto ko! may angal? *with matching irap and pamewang*

"ang babaeng minamahal ng tunay ay parang tsinelas. kase naaakit tayo ng mga bagong sapatos - dahil sa balat o dahil sa bagong style, pero kahit gaano kaganda yang sapatos na yan, pagdating natin sa bahay, sabik na sabik tayong magtsinelas. kaya yang si nikka, si lizzie at yang mga etc etc mo, mga sapatos lang yan. hindi mo pa nakikita ang tsinelas ng buhay mo."

"...ispesyal na tsinelas yan. alam mo kung bakit tsinelas? kase pag natagpuan mo na yung babaeng tunay mong mamahalin, pares na kayo. walang silbi yung isa kung wala yung isa. dapat pares..."

need i explain more honey?


said she

catch a falling star and put it in your pocket... walang konek


how would u catch a guys attention? say its boys hunting season and may nakita kang really gwapo, really smart, really sweet, really everything most girls would want... as in hearthrob kahit san sya magpunta. kumbaga the creme de la creme, the cherry on top of your ice cream...

if ur not really kagandahan, not really maporma (due to budget constraints =P, like purita ito), not really that cute din, but you know how to place urself, trust in ur abilities and capabilities, in other words may tinago ka at naipon kang self confidence over the years, may utak, may wit, may konting kalandian (hahaha) and ang talagang panlaban mo lang ay pure CHARM and APPEAL, well... u might just have a chance with this guy, dont you think?

lemme tell u a story then... but first a CAVEAT*: THIS BLOG MAY BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

there was this guy in one of the places i usually go to, i see him most of the time, i know he knows me by name but is he interested kaya? not that i cared at that time cause he wasnt even really my type. but cant a girl (?) change her mind? lol

it started when a friend and i challenged each other to get the hearthrob's attention... fortunately the gods were on my side... one day, out of the blue he talked to me. weird at first, we were talking about stuff that only close people were supposed to talk about... but thinking this was one hell of an opportunity to pass up, i gave an ear (advice advice kuno ang lola mo)... buti na lang! cause i found out a lot of things about him, things we had in common mostly. after the short talk we said the usual goodbyes. sad syempre... tapos na, or so i thought... (at this point wag magpahalata)

then one night i became restless, and i mean really restless, thank god napansin akow hahaha. gotcha ito. as in gotcha trapped bwahaha we talked again, about the pulis in our lives and then before we knew it confession time na! from the police station to the confessional box, amp ang bilis!!! but we found out that it seemed we're both interested! (how to arrive at this situation? gamitin ang powers mo sa q&a portion... dont forget galingan ang pagsagot! baka hindi mabawi ng long gown at swimsuit competition pag shushunga shunga)

and then i left for a trip to mindanao. i thought to myself, shux just when things are really starting to get better. alam mo yun its like a plant, seedling pa lang and then you'll leave it. patay! buti na lang tamagochi pala ito hahaha. pede baunin kahit saan, needs special and extra attention nga lang, pero manageable, doable, pedeeee! dont get me wrong, hindi po sya sumama. pero that time im suuuuper thankful to my celfone (kahit nawawalan sya ng signal everytime gagalaw ka konti or liliko lang yun car ng konti hahaha). walang puknat na sms and calls ito for 4 fuckin days and nights as well, ay and madaling araw pa pala!!

but the highlight of the trip was on the 2nd day. because of the charm that i had, the wit as well (translation: trickster and cunningness nyahaha) i was able to extract an "i do" from him... now what i do is this? basta wala sa context ng iniisip mo. pero naging ganun! ang galeng ko! hahaha we both agreed on things :D ay ay ay meron pala kami common "friend" who tried to pair us up.. pero he was too late, we already managed... and the rest i think is history (as in read said he's story?!) (at this point use all ur connections to get what u want aka silent atake ito)

but of course like they always say, its always on a base to base casis naman parati (first base, second base, nyahahaha)... shempre it all depends on the likes and dislikes of each and everyone of us, so what can i say but goodluck to that boyhunting and most of all have fun! ;-P


said she

*(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caveat)

confessions of a dangerous mind

warning: this blog is not for the weak of heart... read at your own risk! :D

they say im a brat and that i always get what i want. i say nahhh, i dont! ok, sometimes i get away with it but there are also times when i want sumthin and i just couldnt have it. but if it becomes a kinda obssession (oiii tama ba un?), i find ways to get it. somebody asked me how i do it, and i said nasa style yan hahaha!!

take for instance...there was this gurl who caught my attention. i didnt know her, she didnt know me either. i was in a room and she came in askin for sumthin. nobody was minding her and she kinda started bitchin around and suddenly turned into a new yorker. i secretly smiled coz i have this thing for bitches and new yorkers hahaha! so i answered her query, she said thanks and left. i wanted to talk to her more but i couldnt... she was with the secret service and i was with the swiss guards bwahaha!! in other words, the situation was tight!!! super!!!

but fate smiled at me and voila, we became friends. we started talkin and found her realllyyyy interesting. i went like aha weron palang ganito dito and i thought maybe there is a heaven after all!! in short, we got along fine..so many ways alike, especially kademonyohan hahaha! parang kausap ko sarili ko amp! she could play my kinda game and amazingly, in flying colors. eventually, she became a confidante..was always there when i needed sumbody to listen to my angsts and pag nag iinarte ako hahaha! like i would always look for her when im fucked up coz i know she was the only one who could understand me. like the hell i care if dessert was slowly being served on both sides. simply wala akong paki coz i wasn't guilty.

but the short chats became longer..and longer. some would last till the next day hahaha! as we went along more surprises were unraveled. the like-you factor has been tipping the scale higher and higher yiheeee! like im starting to fall for this smart bitch. i know im a natural tease but i thought she's more talented hahaha! during this point, pinagpipilitan na nya na im tryin to hit on her or sumthin. she's that upfront and natatawa lang ako. and then, one time, she was out of town. some things came up and it was my time to return the favor coz she needed somebody to listen to her. before we knew it, we were not even discussin about what we were supposed to discuss then. we would just talk and trade sms all day/all nite. cellphone bills skyrocketed..magtelebabad daw! as in count hours on airtime tae hahaha! again, we didnt care!! masama ba makamiss ng friend?? aww!

d ko na alam nangyari na susunod hahaha! basta things got mushy and we were lost sumwhere amp! ay ako lang pala ang lost! nabaliw ako sa bilis ng mga pangyayari fuck! like literal na mabilis to ha, split second talaga hahaha! pero dont get me wrong.. no complaints from me aww!! kase there never was an uncomfy moment, tawa lang kami ng tawa. i swear to hell, we became so sweet then but its not "us". parang its us but not quite..ano ba tawag dun? ewan!! basta naging super maL kami but we were enjoying every minute of it. again, sumthing came up but she didnt leave me. she put her neck on the line and that i can never forget. no matter what her intentions then, i appreciated her gesture just the same. suddenly it was just the two of us, even the guards were gone. naturally, the more we became close. lets just say things went a notch higher.

at this point, we could now read each other's mind like a book. pero maL pa rin kami hahaha. now, i suppose whatever is between us is a lot clearer, more definite. oh well, super complicated na lalo but its still fun fun funnnnnn!! naku naku, kung alam mo lang kung ano na ang mga pangyayari :p hahaha!

so ano ngayon? what im tryin to say is you need not exert a lot of effort to get sumone you really like. its not only on the attitude, its more on being yourself. like i dont believe in ligaw coz u just tend to put your best foot forward and thats so crappyyyyyy. also, predictability is a big no no especially if you are goin after a true blooded she-devil hahaha! anticipate her every move. spontaniety is the name of the game or else boringgg! another thing, mind games are aplenty so you better stay sharp. if she really gets too bitchy for your own comfort then its time to put the asshole suit on. give her a dose of her own medicine hehehe! promise, she wont hate you ..she will love you for that! basta, show some spunk otherwise, you will eat her dust. basta, pag bitch kausap mo dapat eto lang frame of mind mo: whatever you can do, i can do better honey!! but but but... make sure kaya mo yan panindigan tae!

need i say been there, done that?? we are all over each other now!! risky? hmp! its all worth it... paging batman hahaha!


*new yorker - inglisera (wak trying hard plzzz)
*dessert - jello (types 1-4 hahaha)
*maL - maligalig po yan (or is literally & figuratively :p)
*batman - as in bahala na si batman



said he

Biatch 101

Disclaimer: I am just a guest blogger. The views and opinions expressed in this blog are solely mine and do not necessarily reflect that of the owners of this site. If you find this offensive or whatsoever, wa ekems ito!!


I was at the devil’s house (bahay ni said he) last weekend and we did a lot of crazy things as usual. Dang! We had a helluva time packing the stuffs he’ll be needing for his trip kasi he is so maarte as in! Dig this: we spent hours just picking what neckties he should be using for the suits he is to wear. Hay naku, talk about being vain! He asked for my opinion and his honey’s (si said she yan) tapos aawayin kami and would blabber about us conniving against him. Pikon siya kasi pareho kami ng sinasabi ng honey nya and he was wondering if bitches really think alike hahaha! So ayun, he ended up prying into the inside story of being a real bitch! Not that he doesn’t know a thing about it coz he is also a certified male biatchi noh!! He is just trying to take a peek at the female side of it. Hoy miguel, are you really just curious or snooping at the enemy’s backyard??! Ok then, for your inquisitive mind (and for all the wannabes), your honey and I sort of agreed that I write about it. So here goes…


diyosa
No matter what, dapat ganito ang feeling mo, sashimi! You don’t have to be super pretty …. all you need is confidence. Most guys would go for the looks first kaya dapat, at your best always. Believe in yourself, convince the whole world that you are a celestial being hahaha! You gotta exude that certain brashness para di ka matabunan. Kahit sino pa kaharap mo, stand tall and proud with what you’ve got. But please wag naman OA, major turn off na yung papansin ka! Pero kung ang looks mo ay talaga namang sickening, wag naman ilusyunada rin d ba? If you own a face na gut wrenching (even to your mother), forget it. Yun bang kung papatayin lahat ng panget, mauuna ka sa pila? Dang! Grow some hiya naman pootah d ba?! Ang chaka mo na nga, feeling mo pa hanggang japan ang haba ng hair mo, award ka!!

style
This covers the way you carry your whole being… the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress up, etc. This is your insignia honey, no copycats please. Don’t ever copy other bitches’ style or else…bedlam! May hidden agenda kasi mga babae against each other. If you don’t know this, either shonga ka or operada ka, yun lang yun.
Nakadepende dito heavily ang pagsagwan mo ng fafa hahaha! In this world, remember, to each his own. Show some attitude, be phlegmatic, be chorva :D, flip the hair and say… paki ko sa inyo?? Make pakialam sa akin all you want, I don’t give a shit fuckers! Pero shempre, the more skwaking your style is, the less your market value hahaha! Then again, worse naman kung TH kang pasosy.
Basta be your own self! If you want something, say a guy, go for it. Kung type mo talaga, kebs kung may nagmamay ari sa kanya hahaha! Pero wag papahalata na dead ka sa kanya. Don’t show him na you want him, never! Make him come to you. Kung pakipot, wag crayola d ba? Challenge ito!! That’s when you start to make your move, don’t wait for fucking xmas lola! Isipin mo, d lang ikaw ang interested sa kanya. Sabi nga nila, the early bitch catches his worm hahaha! For crying out loud! Ampoocha!
Tip: Your resume should include an A grade in teasing (understatement pa yan)

astute
Oh yes, but of course you should be astute! Ehem, if you don’t know the meaning of the word, you have no right to be here! Nonetheless, I’d spare you the time searching your dictionary: it means practical, hardheaded intelligence.
All bitches, the hardcore ones, are annoyingly smart. They rarely make mistakes and if they do, they manage to maneuver and turn things around in their favor. They know how to maximize their resources. Also, it follows that all of them are mind gamers. This is a must really coz it is sometimes the way to a bitch’s man’s pants bwahahaha!
But then again, there are times when you don’t really need your brains. And for me, that’s a big BS. Ayaw ko ng mga guys na lamebrain! Get those schmucks away from me please, d nakakatuwa! Yun bang kailangan mo ng efforttttt pag kausap mo sya coz hirap nya umintindi? Dang! Kayang kaya paikutin sa palm ang gago, nevahmind, ty, next please hahaha!
Tip: Mas effective magmaganda pag inglisera ka!

adamant
This separates the real thing from the pseudobitches. Relentless! Ruthless! Resolute! Unbending! Unswayable! Impenetrable! Stonecold!
There is only one and I mean only one antidote for this: pag nachuvachuchu ang bitchesa! And if that happens, it’s all a different ballgame. Believe me, masarap kaming magmahal. We may have our signature peculiarities, but we are the best lovers! Promise hahaha!

universality
Treat all men equally…they are all dorks! Kahit saan pa yan galing, todo lo mismo! Parang food lang yan, iba iba lang ang presentation. Shempre, meron yung pagkita mo pa lang, wit na. Meron din yung so-so lang at meron din yung mukhang d papasa pero ok naman pala. And of course, meron yung super yum yum kahit tingin pa lang. As in kahit araw araw yun at yun lang ang gusto mo. Yung tipong addict ka na. Pag naaddict ka, sorry ka na lang. All you could do is get him addicted to you too. Pero pag ang boylet mo is krung krung din like you, its not gonna be a cruise honey! But still, don’t forget, he is a man and for him, it will always boil down to what’s under your skirt. Dang!




Ok, enough of that. Thanks for letting me write here. Luv yah guys, kisses to the both of ya. May I just say this before I go… I don't care what you think about me coz it can't be half as bad as what I think of you! :P




Said the divine PING


Pls tell lala to feel free to edit this. Ang haba na ata! Dang!

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sabi nila there'll be better days. i know today would definitely be a better one than yesterday :D why? because later we'll be together again... because later, hmmm hmmm mmmm mmmm... ano baaa! ah basta, because... :D


said she

bluer than blue


i woke up this morning puffy eyed and a friend asked me why i looked really sad. sabi ko my greatest fear is having no one to talk to. and today, it happened... cause the devil i talk to everyday is out (as in out of the country waaaaa *let us pause for a while for a moment of silence, a period of wailing...*). Globe would probably be shocked (lalo na yun mga ex ko daw) kase hindi ko sinulit today ang unlimitext. wala silang haharanging sms or mms from me. they'd probably be ecstatic cause one of their abusadong user is freeing up their network clog at least for the day. mamimiss ako ng cp ko kase hindi maddrain ang battery nya, cool off kame ng cp ko ngayon, hmp!!! hindi makakapangasar sa kin ang ym and skype today. care ko kung maingay or choppy ang voice chat tonight or kung madc parati ang ym ng mga adik na chatters tulad ko! bwahahaha waaaa

the question/s is/are: will i be able to catch up on my reading tonight? will i be able to sleep more now that i have time? it looks like things are gonna be a lot easier and everything would be a breeze perhaps without the devil. but im bluer than blue, sadder than sad~~~

parang kanta... sakto! sapul! ang lakas ng tama! mabuti pa nga matulog na lang ako para bukas na...


said she