kainis kaaa,


cause i thought of you a lot...
cause i was in BORA and you were not (hmp, lol)...
cause I MISSED YA SO MUCH!!!



said she

ano baaaa....



i love you honey uberrrrrr!!




said he

yihee moments*

1. sms ng mawnin' with kiss yan ha to let the other know na gising na
2. start na ng sweet talk maagang maaga pa lang, around 7-9am (depends kung anong oras ang gising)... kung swerte me tawag ka!
3. reporting ng IT for the day
4. reminding na its time to eat na
5. goodbyes and take cares when its time to go home
6. magdemand reasonably paminsan minsan
7. kyut na kyut na tampu-tampuhan paminsan (wag lang mauuwi kung saan)... swerte ka pag nakakuha ka ng FYI** hahaha
8. angkinin at ariin ang isat isat aww (my devil, my bitch...hoiii akin yan! ganyan hahaha)
9. quiet quietan minsan, mauuwi sa sweet sweetan
10. selos selosan minsan din, mauuwi sa landian hahaha
11. pa-wait bago makauwi kase its a need to hear that special someone's voice before going to sleep
12. keep company paminsan until 5am or whenever pag kailangan, walang tulugan!
13. i want my 5 mins waaaa ( extension yan.. 1 hour or more pa yan hahaha)
14. and syempre in between ang pinakabawal gawin magpamiss!!! ;-P
15. kailangan din imemorize mga luv u's and miss u's all day, all nite kahit magkausap na amp
16. hmmm hmmm mmm mmm (ano daw? wak mo na alamin kung ano meaning nyan hahaha)
    

*the moments that take your breath away. - hitch; speechless instances; times when feel na feel or emote na emote ang pagiging gf/bf whatsoever hehehe
**means for your info jello na akow



said she

when you go poof...


..... i wonder what its gonna be like

..... id probably be in bed early everynight (sana)

..... i wont be subscribing to unlimitext anymore
(magnanakaw ng 50 ang globe anyway)

..... there'll be no more sms flooding from ya (d na maghahang cp ko)

..... my cellphone bill would definitely scooch down (kaya?)

..... i'll be uninstalling my skype (no more singing)

..... i wont be online as often (mamimiss nila ako hahaha)

..... i will be more interested to pay my kins a visit (long overdue na yan)

..... i wont be late for work anymore (d na kaw tagagising ko eh :D)

..... somebody would be elated because instead of chatting, i will be an employee full time (hahaha)

..... maybe a lot will be sad becoz there'll be no more "frontpage materials" (chismis palage eh)

..... but again, maybe a lot will also rejoice ( they've been waiting for the two devils to blackball each other)

..... i will miss everything about ya bigtime (the most bait devil in the whole hell world waaaaaa)

..... i might go poof as well (pero magbblog pa rin akow :D)



said he

who is afraid of the devil?

are you? why cant you seem to get off the devil's back? it is almost apparent that you deride the king of darkness! but why? ure no fun!!

u probably hate the devil first and foremost becoz of genetics! but is it the devil's fault to have the kind of genes that he possess and u have urs? blame ur ancestors for banging the wrong people!! or maybe u can go scrap ur name on ur family tree and paste it to ours. but then again, that doesnt mean at all that u are one of us! nah uh!!

you must loathe the devil becoz by his mere presence or just by the sound of his name, the world seems to stop... any given day, anywhere! that's the way things go even if being the center of attention is the least of his intentions. whatever he does or even if he doesnt move at all, he is talked about. u just dont know how much the devil enjoys that! bad talk or good talk, it only means one thing... u are interested with him!! so bring it on, suckers!!

how about that scornful feeling inside you knowing u cannot totally hate the devil?? however you try, u can never, as in neverrrr, put a pureblood evil down! throw him anything u want, even the kitchen sink perhaps or maybe accuse him for the death of jesus christ, it will still result to futility!!! despite his wickedness, the devil is adorable, why cant you accept that?? damn, talk about a bitter pill to swalow huh!!

does the devil got sumthing else that makes you so irreverent of him?? maybeee!! could it be that theres sumthin in his cradle that you want badly? oh well, drool fuckers! he may not have everything now but let it be known that the devil has got all the power he needs to get anything he wants. its as simple as that. cocky bastard u say? nah, just a proud asshole!

here's sumthin for you to chew: the devil is not a tease... he is just a reminder of everything you cannot have!! bwahahaha



said he

you bitch!!!

u hate me again?? u often say that to me that i have come to love the sound of it! yes i am a brat!! an asshole!! a nuthead! a prick!! but u know i am this and that since the beginning! and u know u have loved me for all those!!

yes im aware that when you say u hate me, it could mean u love me actually. but this time, i swear, u realllllyyy hate me.. i know. maybe you hate me even more now because im scarce again today. im not buying some time, u know what im busy with.

i told you i dont want what we have now. its not for anything else but u know my reason why. and this is what scares the shit out of me. will sumbody please pull the trigger on me now????????

i hate you too!! i hate you becoz becoz becoz... u make me feel so special.... u dont just push me away no matter how many times i make u cry... every single day, u never run out of things to amaze me... regardless, u have shown how much you love me... my defenses are immaterial with you... u would know my next move... i am not the devil that i am when you are with me!!

i hate you so much, i swear to the doors of hell u make me wanna kill mahself! u make me so vulnerable... u know how i despise that!! i hate youuuuuuuuuuu, bitch!!!!


said he

walang pakialamanan, angst ito!

i hate you

fuck!

you picked a great day to really make me sad

you quirky brat

i hate you

doesn’t mean i don’t love you back

doesn’t mean its all that bad

it just makes you reply intensely

and i know i gotcha by that (bwahaha)

i hate you

you fucker

you always read my mind

you make me puke whenever

especially when you’re buying your own sweet time

i hate you

when you’re not around

and whenever we don’t talk

i hate you

….. cause i miss you

i hate you

….. means i love you

but right now, its just plain…..

i hate you

hmpf, say you?, said she

coffee break


men. the way through their heart is through their stomach. let's look at this statement from both sides. unahin natin negative. luto ka dami, sarap. pakain mo sa kanila, gain weight, taba. taba taba, laki tiyan, angina pectoris, eventually atake saan? sa heart. on a positive side, give them anything to their taste bud's delight and you're the best gal in the www*. simple di ba?

dessert. four types of jello u say? i say, jello is jello no matter what variety and flavor it is. presentation lang ang pinagiba. but its the same gelatin dessert a hundred years ago, no matter how you hide it or disguise it.

after a hearty meal, you usually find yourself seating in one of those nagkalat na coffee shops around the metro. hmm... probably to aid digestion? coffee certainly will not calm you down after jello... but it will give you the opportunity to compose your thoughts.

antonym. tolerant - accepting pains or hardships calmly or without complaint; receiving or enduring without offering resistance (anesthesized ito!)

*www - pronounciation - wawawa - definition - whole wide world; pede rin world wide web

aside: im no. 4 and proud to be one ;-P bwahahaha


said she

hello mr. jello..nice to meet ya!!

have u ever been in love?? yeah? so, u must have encountered mr. jello!! who is he? what is he like? hmmm, let me see if i know him...

mr. jello comes in several varieties. there's the regular jello, the super jello, the bland jello and the cunning jello.

1. regular jello

as the name suggests, he is the ordinary mr. jello. this is the kind that adds spice to a relationship. he is also known as the cutie jello coz oftentimes, an encounter with him leads to diabetes (read: sweetness, landian or harutan hahaha). but as they say, anything in excess is bad so sana wak gawing favorite si regular jello. too much of it may lead to shock! (consult ur doctor for explanations)

2. super jello

if there's bad cholesterol, this is its counterpart! otherwise known as the OA jello, he is a major pain in the ass! he does not only come knockin at ur door, he tags his wife along...jellybeanie!! and yes they plan to stay long, dont wanna leave ever ang mga to!! kahit anong gawin mo, all ur efforts will prove futile!! magugulo talaga ang buhay mo pag sila pumasok. once they are in, there are only two possibilities: kill the couple or walk away!! either way, sakit ulo mo, asar talo ka! hahaha!

3. bland jello

dont be fooled by the name. he is not bland per se! he is the most broad minded of all the jello's. in fact, he is not like one of them at all. he comes from a different species. some would even want him but he just doesnt budge. kahit anong sabihin mo sa kanya, dedma lang sya. he wouldnt show up no matter how u entice him. if u happen to crave for jello at times, pray hard that its not him u'll come accross with. pramis, maaasar ka!

4. cunning jello

the most dangerous of all the jello's!! obvious ba, cunning na nga eh! he is the type who could take up the forms of all the other jello's and more. be careful when dealing with him becoz he could be acting to be this but actually he is that. he could pretend to be not around pero he is just lurkin in the dark. if u dont like surprises, this kind is not for ya! heart attack aabutin mo, ER to!! hahaha

my kind of jello? the bland jello!! yiheeeee!! ask mo pa mga nakakaalam hahaha! kaw... whats urs?

said he

P.K.P.

call them insensitive...
or may be dense...
some trip lang...
or maybe mastering the art of reverse psychology...
baka naman nagpapamiss...
or a way to get back at ya...

so, what if your entiiire existence is toootally being ignored, say by HIM?

for one, you may opt to ignore him too. madaling sabihin pero mahirap gawin sometimes (especially if di mo master ang art).

well, if you reeeally happen to like him, you just cant ignore him right? sooo, watcha gonna do? hmmm... id say, turn your panic button on sistah!!! here is a step-by-step tip for ya (only applies if you're dealing with the devil himself), say you're only way of communicating is through your cp:

1. ensure you have enough load (buti na lang may unlimited kaya pede kahit ilang sms)
2. next magsms ng mga sumusunod ayon sa pagkakasunud-sunod, remember the goal is for him to make you pansin!
   

• slowly send sms telling him how sorry you are (that is, taking the fact na you, yourself nga ang may sala)
• while saying sorry tell him how special he is to you (gawing PAMATAY pero wag OA. hanggat kaya mo, sige send)
• ask him to reply to you kahit magalit sya cause you miss him sooo much already (remember, tanggapin ang kahit anong reply kahit hate sms pa yun)
• pag ayaw pa rin magreply, send your last sms (make sure you're not gonna send anymore after this as in!) telling him that you're giving him space and time to think this whole crap through and that you'll wait for him when he's finally ready to talk hehehe.

N.B.: itodo na ang sweetness, ilabas na lahat ng pacute na alam mo, special, hidden or undiscovered talent at kung anu-ano pang tricks na tinatago mo over the years.

by this time dapat mga nakarami ka na ng sms (about 5-10 sms per number hahaha) para convincing ang drama ng lola mo na you really really need him and you dont want to lose him. oh and dont forget to miss call him every now and then (kaya nga 'missed' call kase miss na miss lol. hope to god na lang na he would reject all your calls, otherwise mauubusan ka ng load huhuhu). he'll either reply to you because he thinks you're suuuper sweet and caring and you're too good to be true to put to waste OR because suuuuper inis na sya sa kakulitan mo at finally magtutuos na kayo. either way YOU WIN! and when he does finally make pansin, DONT BLOW IT, demmet!!!

just remember there'll be better days honey... wait for the right time... cause revenge is best served cold bwahahaha.

but for now, never give up, dont be disheartened, gawin ang lahat to win him back, even it means PATAY KUNG PATAY!


said she

the art of DEDMA

what is dedma anyway? i dunno!! its like flashing the finger but u dont? its like blah blah away but no words? its like torturing somebody without even lifting a finger or not uttering even a single word? ahh i have always loved the art of dedma! in fact, some call me the king of dedma. thank you!!

it may be irritating to some people but for me, it is actually an equalizer of sort! and oftentimes it saves me from stress. it has always been a big help whenever i am on the verge of freakin out. there are times when i wanna say or do something but i hold back. there are also moments when i cant decide on what to do over some stuffs. so instead of crackin up my brain for sumthin i dont really want anyway, i dedma!! its effective!!!

its not easy to master it though. first, you ought to have a heart of stone(tiisin mo!). second, if u are face to face with the subject of ur dedma, u gotta put on a poker face(nvr, nc ang drama dapat). third, be steadfast with your dedma(pag naumpisahan mo, panindigan mo kahit ilang oras lang, kahit kating kati ka na na sumagot amp amp). and last but not the least, have fun! promise it is a lot of fun!! if u can hold your dedma for quite some time, you will end up laughin and/or nikikileg bwahahaha!! sarappppp mandedma!! awww!!

but what if you are at the receiving end?? same thing, dedma pa rin saws!!

said he