break-up

A girlfriend of mine broke up with her almost-three-years boyfriend just last week at the height of our midterms hahaha (the timing couldn’t have been so impeccable). Anyway, over beer last weekend I found out that there are actually stages to a break-up? I don’t usually dwell into those siguro that’s why I don’t know or it just happens so quickly for some people (di ba wapz? Hahaha).

Denial. “No, not me” stage. Eto yun tipong, “di ko pa nikwento sa inyo kase baka magkabalikan pa kame ulet..”

Anger/Resentment. “Why me” stage. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! So you ex out there, be warned! Hahaha (bitter ka daw, daw o!). Its this time that you find someone to blame, yourself or your ex for the whole situation that you are into. All pun intended hehe

Bargaining. "If I do this, you’ll do that" stage. You negotiate or find a negotiator hehehe idamay pati mga friends, relatives, etc. well they say love is sweeter the second time. Nah!

Depression. "It's really happened" stage. Here is where it really sinks in. you just wanna be alone, sulking buhuhuhu

Acceptance. “This is what happened” stage. Single ka na! That’s it! Next!

said she

Ten things I learned recently

1. still ask questions to which u already know the answers
- just to make sure wahehehe
2. force urself to believe what u want to believe
- u can trust a dishonest person to be dishonest but an honest one? Damn unpredictable!
3. make urself scarce
- its nice when sumbody feels miserable missin ya
4. it wont hurt to shallow a bitter pill
- u have to do this sumtimes, even if it makes ya puke
5. make an effort to send an sms (call, better)
- otherwise ud be assumed to be in bed wd sumbody else hahaha
6. never forget ur mobile fone
- this is worst coz its obvious (daw) na nagpapalusot amp
7. learn to bluff
- or at least know when sumbody is bluffing
8. u have to know sumthin abt everythin
- hmm, dami dami pogi points
9. it pays not to be proper
- it works to ur advantage sumtimes
10. the best things in life are freak
- ohhhh yes, absolutely!


said he

pffftttt

Some things happen and suddenly questions arise. U will never know what hit ya and boom, its all vague. U dont know anymore what u like but u know deep down what makes ur adrenalin elevate. Its incomprehensible, I swear. U try to set things right but some things come up again. How will you explain the fact that when u are righteous, u are not happy? When u tend to swerve a little, the feeling is more on the high side. Hayyyz ang hirap!

Oh well, which should be bigger ? The heart or the brain?

I am wondering…and wandering. Fuck!


said he

Why are men happier? (from an email)

Men are just happier people-- what do you expect from such simple creatures?

>Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can be President of the US.
>You can never be pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom becaus this one is just too icky.
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>One mood all the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>You know stuff about tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>You can open all your own jars.
>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack..
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>You can play with toys all your life.
>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. Cheers to the women who can handle all these and to the men who enjoy the privileges :D


said he

Nya nya nyanya nya!

We were in makati the other day buying some stuff. When we got into a specialty store I was reminded of sumbody who wants to buy a shirt. Like gusto nya talaga un shirt but its not meant to be. Why? First, the shirt is an A/X so its pricey. Second, the shirt doesn’t fit the person. As in d bagay, magtataka ka bat xa nakaganung shirt hahaha! Third and last, weron na nakabili nung shirt nyahaha. The person went lookin for a similar shirt but to no avail. One of a kind! All the person could do is dream on, wish! And die imagining how the shirt hugs the owner. Duguin sa kakaisip how they match perfectly, mamatay sa inggit. Better luck next time.

Lesson: know ur limits, accept defeat gracefully, coz sum people are simply better than ya, no matter how u try tsk tsk.(im proper here)

Read: asa ka ulul! (this is what I really meant bwahahaha :p)


said he

its orgasmic!

I was in irc today and got another surprise. But then maybe somebody or some are more surprised though coz I was there, yet again wahehe! Lagi kase ako nibaban saws! Ban me all u want, for all I care!

honestly, now i crave for more hahaha!


said he

yesterday i went to the mall to relax finally and not to study. and grabe, ber-month na nga pala! i just realized when we entered a store and i heard christmas songs playing. kinda makes you wanna shop more hahaha

the one-week sembreak we were given is now over! classes starts again tomorrow, awww sad. im looking forward to the two-weeks break on christmas. hahaha 2 weeks, bwiset!!! well, better than nothing... wth! i forgot im on vacation everyday hahaha


said she

last weekend

ive always thought i could never stay long outside the city. last weekend i was invited to go to a farm. good thing sumama ako! its a 10-hectare paradise amp!!

the place is simply amazing! i dont know but it feels so homey. the gentle breeze makes u wanna stay up til the next morning and just talk over soda or tea with milk hehehe. the fresh catch from the pond (prawns and crabs shit) makes u forget about ur cholesterol level hahaha! despite the feel of nature, u wouldnt be missing pa rin the comfort of modern times coz the the main house offers everything u need and more, including a pinball machine (hoist doki, may utang ka sa akin hmp :D). or it could also be the beautiful people who own the place, they just make you feel so welcome :) mwah mwah to everyone!

my favorite is the tree house! the nakakabaliw na tree house amp! its perfect kung anuman ang trip mo PRAMIS! hmmm... basta!! :DD

thanks again aleli... sa uulitin =) ...

and yes, i was reallyyyy surprised u still have that. ano ule tawag mo dun sa mga tindera sa bali?? nyahahaha!


said he